We, Beth & Annie, officiated wedding vows between all of our guests/
Beth: Does anyone here object to the union between the people here and the SUN? Speak now or forever hold your peace.
(Mariko Passion does pepper spray performance.)
Annie: NOW WE ARE READY TO MAKE OUR VOWS. FOR THOSE
Beth: There are three parts to the vows. Say “I do” after any of the vows
Annie: Do you promise to love, honor and take pleasure with the Sun?
All: I DO!
Beth: Do you promise to use sunscreen?
All: I DO.
Annie: Do you promise to educate yourselves about global warming and
All: I DO
Beth: To remember your vows each day you will have rings. May we have
Beth and Annie: We now pronounce you married to the sun! You may now
(All kiss and hug.)
Beth and Annie: Now lets get back down to the Earth and all pleasure Bernal Hill, the planetary clitoris. You can lay on the ground, or stay standing and massage the hill with your feet. You can rub it with your hands, or simply exchange energies with it. Or just watch. (People pleasure the hill.)
Beth and Annie: Now lets spend a few moments basking in the afterglow.
Beth and Annie: Thank you all so much for coming. Let’s go get breakfast and coffee!
Copyright © 2007 by Love Art Lab, Annie Sprinkle and Elizabeth Stephens.